Updated May 24th, 2020
While I'm still not ready for touchy-dates, nothing's better than the real thing. Let’s meet at one of our favorite parks. We can bring lawn chairs, blankets, post up under the shade of a tree, eat snacks and day-rosé or the like (at a distance). This could be a great way for us to get acquainted and build some chemistry. Email me and let’s plan our distance-date!
On my wishlist you will find supplies to be distributed to our houseless neighbors in Oakland, CA.
Let us do what we can to stay happy and healthy!
Invite me to a destination, restaurant, hotel or residence. Otherwise, plan on visiting me at my super cool North Oakland/Emeryville location.
One – 900
Two – 1500
Three Lunch or dinner date – 2000
Five Longer lunch or dinner date – 3000
Seven Solid gold evening – 3800
Twelve The Evening and until Breakfast – 5000
Twenty-four A full day and night – 7000
Longer Dates – TBD
I have many thoughts on the power of Swedish, Deep Tissue and Trigger Point therapies. Therapeutic and intimate touch are a medicine and language I feel at home with. Visit me at my North Oakland/Emeryville location or invite me to you.
One hour – 700
Ninety minutes – 900
Two hours – 1100
Kick back with the coolest Bay Area woman over a casual lunch or invite me to a fun event like a gallery opening or concert.
Rates TBD — Email me.
Curated Date Options
Let’s do some damage
Lunch at noon followed by our favorite designer boutiques. Typically a full afternoon.
Minimum spending budget: $10k.
Hanky panky: no limits.
Fly me to you
Invite me to your city
For this “FMTY” airfare is separate from the listed rate and sent to me upon confirming our date details.
A half day 6,000
About one day 8,000
About two days 13,000
How about three 17,000
All first dates require a small deposit. Don’t be scared! There are multiple super discreet methods available to satisfy a deposit. For example, simply purchase a gift card of my choosing at a drug store and send me a picture of the redemption code.
For screening, I will need 1.) At least one reference from a reputable provider (my discretion), or 2.) For you to ask about my prudent and professional screening method.
I do require a small deposit for all first dates but I do not have a specific or strict cancelation policy. Life happens! If you need to cancel our date or repeatedly request rescheduling, I hope you are the type of person who can intuit that I should somehow be gifted for my time. If you are not one of these people, we were probably not a good match to begin with.