Updated June 29th, 2020
I'm finally ready for dates. How about you?! Priority goes to longer dates/greater offered donation. I will have a ten day quarantine and CV testing between dates. We can meet at a location where strict sanitation is practiced. At long last, let's connect!
On my wishlist you will find supplies to be distributed to our houseless neighbors in Oakland, CA.
To our health and happiness!
Invite me to a destination, restaurant, hotel or residence. Otherwise, plan on visiting me at my super cool North Oakland/Emeryville location.
One – 900
Two – 1500
Three Lunch or dinner date – 2000
Five Longer lunch or dinner date – 3000
Seven Solid gold evening – 3800
Twelve The Evening and until Breakfast – 5000
Twenty-four A full day and night – 7000
Longer Dates – TBD
I have many thoughts on the power of Swedish, Deep Tissue and Trigger Point therapies. Therapeutic and intimate touch are a medicine and language I feel at home with. Visit me at my North Oakland/Emeryville location or invite me to you.
One hour – 700
Ninety minutes – 900
Two hours – 1100
Kick back with the coolest Bay Area woman over a casual lunch or invite me to a fun event like a gallery opening or concert.
Rates TBD — Email me.
Curated Date Options
Let’s do some damage
Lunch at noon followed by our favorite designer boutiques. Typically a full afternoon.
Minimum spending budget: $10k.
Hanky panky: no limits.
Fly me to you
Invite me to your city
For this “FMTY” airfare is separate from the listed rate and sent to me upon confirming our date details.
A half day 6,000
About one day 8,000
About two days 13,000
How about three 17,000
All first dates require a small deposit. Don’t be scared! There are multiple super discreet methods available to satisfy a deposit. For example, simply purchase a gift card of my choosing at a drug store and send me a picture of the redemption code.
For screening, I will need 1.) At least one reference from a reputable provider (my discretion), or 2.) For you to ask about my prudent and professional screening method.
I do require a small deposit for all first dates but I do not have a specific or strict cancelation policy. Life happens! If you need to cancel our date or repeatedly request rescheduling, I hope you are the type of person who can intuit that I should somehow be gifted for my time. If you are not one of these people, we were probably not a good match to begin with.